people are saying leonardo dicaprio’s performance in great gatsby is going to win him an oscar…can you imagine tumblr if he does?
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
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what if everyone in one direction was black
cash money young money direction with their hit single what makes you fine as hell damn shawty what cho name is
#shawty u light up my weed like no otha bitch #the way that u shake dat ass makes me glad as shit
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when you want to say something and keep getting interupted but then the conversation turns to a different topic
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friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
have fun with us yahoo…