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snoozlebee:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • cutie pie
  • darling
  • honey

unacceptable pet names:

  • boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
  • cthulhu 
  • sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
  • Leslie
  • floor
  • 2% milk
  • Ella Fitzgerald

i think you have these mixed up

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andlatitude:

dragonnan:

andlatitude:

I just turned on my old laptop (that I haven’t used in about eight months because it had a couple cracks in the screen).

I……didn’t expect it to have gotten worse, but…..

image

Yikes!! It’s like a crazy squid attacked your laptop!

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OH MY GOD IS THAT FANART OF MY BROKEN LAPTOP SCREEN

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0perationghosthunt:

mineraltown:

when there is something you really want to draw that looks perfect in your head but is too complex for your artistic level

image

is that a reaction image or an example

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pizza:

an epic trilogy

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Timestamp: 1368891271

pizza:

an epic trilogy

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davidisbeyonce:

13 going on 30 (pounds of chocolate)

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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing 

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planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

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Timestamp: 1368891122

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

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beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation, via mugglehumour)

Timestamp: 1368891105

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation, via mugglehumour)