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acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulhu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
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I just turned on my old laptop (that I haven’t used in about eight months because it had a couple cracks in the screen).
I……didn’t expect it to have gotten worse, but…..
Yikes!! It’s like a crazy squid attacked your laptop!
OH MY GOD IS THAT FANART OF MY BROKEN LAPTOP SCREEN
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(Source: pussysmasher, via mugglehumour)
when there is something you really want to draw that looks perfect in your head but is too complex for your artistic level
is that a reaction image or an example
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
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(Source: kurtstain, via mugglehumour)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation, via mugglehumour)



